PANIIT 2008-Inspire,Inovate and Transform

yes guys that's the theme for this year's paniit being held up at IIT Madras.As for me i'm staying at the campus for a project and i'm truly enjoying the 5 star food at our mess hall. Not to mention i got to meet some imminent personalities like chetan bhagat,hema malini and many others. What's more check out for yourself at http://www.paniit2008.org/

FIGHT TILL THE END

MICROSOFT RULES

YOU SHOULD LEARN TO BE MORE POLITE

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

SUPERMARKET

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more

Gas Problems

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"

The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

hide n seek

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The New Caddy

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't
see where the ball went."

"But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you
take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Tracy pointed out.


The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball
disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot."

let's get it started

so here I'm getting started with my blog..something i thought was a complete waste of time until recently when i realized how exciting blogging can be. The main reason I'm starting this blog is that my idea of having a diary is not working out as i spend most of my time on my comp. So i decided to have my blog.... i always wanted to maintain a diary, have tried many times but all in vain.So now i have something of an internet diary which i believe i would be able to maintain as i spend quiet sometime with my comp since I'm almost jobless this December i think i can do justice to this thing.

This blog is going to be about me.As most of the people find me quiet energetic and a playful personality this thing will add another dimension to their picture about me.I'll try to be as honest as possible and will try to avoid any controversies. so friends happy reading and i'll appreciate your comments and suggestions